you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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