I don't think brook has ever known best
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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