i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
high people should be assigned attendants
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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