Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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