"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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