yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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