I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I have post one night stand depression
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