Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Actions speak louder than pants.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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