If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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