my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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