Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
