I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
