: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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