doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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