Someone shattered a urinal.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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