I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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