He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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