I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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