of course. lets lasso hookers.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Watching her eat just hurts me
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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