So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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