Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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