Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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