you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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