he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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