I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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