Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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