i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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