I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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