I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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