His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
