winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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