guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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