Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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