We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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