dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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