coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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