You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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