We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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