absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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