Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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