I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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