so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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