I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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