come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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