I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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