everyone is single if you try hard enough
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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