I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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