You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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