it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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