I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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