I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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