he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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