White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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